youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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Tuesday, September 30 with 108,556 notes

lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

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Tuesday, September 30 with 245,904 notes

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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Tuesday, September 30 with 426,773 notes

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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Tuesday, September 30 with 123,581 notes

jonathan:

what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral

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Monday, September 29 with 177,475 notes

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

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Monday, September 29 with 260,777 notes
Ok so why the fuck…..

Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

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Monday, September 29 with 323,671 notes

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

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Monday, September 29 with 407,223 notes