indsie:

did apple forget about the new emojis they promised

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Tuesday, September 16 with 2,423 notes

vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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Tuesday, September 16 with 521,632 notes

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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Tuesday, September 16 with 132,864 notes

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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Tuesday, September 16 with 275,242 notes

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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Tuesday, September 16 with 804,732 notes

theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

image

BE…

OUR…

GUEST

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Tuesday, September 16 with 337,297 notes