kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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Monday, July 28 with 54,249 notes

shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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Monday, July 28 with 179,382 notes
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger

Monday, July 28 with 78,488 notes

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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Monday, July 28 with 136,709 notes

punkbread:

i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’

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Monday, July 28 with 383,888 notes

chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

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Monday, July 28 with 84,787 notes

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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Monday, July 28 with 76,596 notes

amoying:

putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%

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Monday, July 28 with 77,639 notes

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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Monday, July 28 with 62,527 notes